Oh my students!

One lovely morning in a lovely school with lovely students and lovely teacher ...

Teacher MLT : Okay class, today we're going to learn prefix. Prefix is such as 'over', 'multi' or 'uni'.. (more explanation) Can you give me an example of words with prefix?

Student1: "Overtake"...

Teacher MLT : Good.

Student 1: Teacher, is there any "take over"?

Teacher MLT: Yes, "overtake" is you overtake a car while driving.

Student 3: Memotong kereta, miss?

Teacher MLT : Yes, exactly. "Take over" is you do some one else's job because he or she is not doing it anymore.

Student 4: Mengambil alih, miss?

Teacher MLT: Yes, you are right.

Hero of the day: Miss, can I say 'overtake vegetable'?

Teacher MLT: What is 'overtake vegetable'???

Other students: ?????

Hero of the day: Memotong sayur, miss!

The whole class: (burst into laughter) *teary-eyed*


Okay, I'm done for today. I wanna go overtake some vegetables now. :PLove while you can before it's too late... :)

I will survive.

Guess what?!

I'm going away for a course from 6-31 July, that is for almost 4 WEEKS! Equivalent to 1 MONTH! WHOA! WHOA!

OMG! OMG! OMG! *eyes wide open*

At first I was totally excited. But when I knew that the venue is kinda isolated, I was kinda devastated. I didn't expect the place to be that far or isolated. Please tell me that it's wrong.

I'm going to have the course at IPG Rajang, Bintangor. I've never been there before, so I'm kinda excited. And my bandmate Alex is there too. Yay! but no Yay! Huhuu....

I asked him about the internet connection. He said sometimes it is no stable, that means I can't go online as often as at home. Ya, ya,,, cabaran... At least the phone line is okay, I can get in touch with Rock Star now and then.

I hope there will be a lot of activities and all that so that I don't even have time to feel bored. Gah!

I've been freaking busy this week. The workload is tremendous and now I'm counting days to the school break in August. Memandang masa depan... Adding to that, I join choir and we used 'tauge' in which I don't have any knowledge at. Haih... So sad...

The 'tauge'

The respond for 'THE REVELATION OF ROCK STAR' is rather a hit. Didn't expect it to be that way though. Hehe... Thanks by the way. :)

I was on the phone with Rock Star when he started complaining about the photos of him I uploaded. He said 'Kedak sikda baju lain jak. Upload gambar lain gik'. Yes, he's also crazy like that. Still wondering why we are so compatible? Tehee... :P

He was wearing the same t-shirt in 2 different photos. Not my fault what! It happened that he wore the same shirt the time we went out and took photos. Ok, ok, JUSTICE must be made here. So, I upload this photo to show that ROCK STAR DOES HAVE OTHER SHIRTS.

YES, REAL MAN WEARS PINK! You see, it's not what you wear, but how you wear it is important. Yes. REAL MAN WEARS PINK! :)

Now, now, now... Where's my photo? You can't live without it, can you? Admit it people. You just can't! Shameless... :P

That was taken after I straightened my hair. What's with that cheeky face sista?

Love while you can, cause being loved is the best feeling you can ever have!

p/s: Any information I need to know about IPG Rajang? Maybe a place to hang out?

'Rock Star' is finally revealed....

Now and then, I keep on saying about Rock Star. Who is 'he'? or maybe who is 'she'?

Wow, mysterious... *covering my mouth*

It might be your sister? or maybe your brother? Perhaps your uncle? or maybe your next door neighbour? Or maybe it's the man who has been wearing that awkward shirt walking around your neighbourhood begging for your food?Who could it be?

*mysterious music as a background*

*drum rolls*


TADAAAAAA!!!! He's Rock Star. He's totally wanted! Tehee.. (That's his muka-baru-bangun look). Cute eh... Hahaha!!

He's my Rock Star so you cannot say that he is YOUR Rock Star, because he is MY Rock Star. Other than me, you are strictly prohibited from saying that he is YOUR Rock Star, because he is MY Rock Star, MY ROCK STAR. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR ENOUGH? Whatever that was.. :P

I have my own reasonable reasons for not revealing who is Rock Star. Unless you follow my blog updates from the start, you should have known who is Rock Star.

Why 'Rock Star'? Not 'Superstar'? 'Movie Star'? or 'Dangdut Star'?

One simple reason, he's like a star and he rocks my world. :) Cheesy me? :P

It's not that easy to find someone who you can share hearty laugh with, and cry your eye-balls out with. I can do that perfectly with my Rock Star.

It's not that easy to find someone who cares for you and you care for him equally fair. I care for my Rock Star, he cares for me.

It's not that easy to find someone who sees the ugliest you and you see the ugliest him and still can love each other to the max. I can do that with my Rock Star.

It's not that easy to be your real self and still look cute. I am my real self with my Rock Star and he thinks it's cute! Haha!

It's not that easy to find someone who can stand by your side though the whole world is against you and it seems to be no way out. He can. Though we had stumbled once, it made us stronger and made us appreciate each other more and more.

Life has been very pretty since you came into it. I may have hurt you, and you may have hurt me but then we learned how to forgive and surely not forget. If we forget, we will never learn. And we learned.. Perfecting this kingdom that is partially built.

The world may say no, but what right do they have...

Rock Star, love while we can...

Love while we can... because that what we have learned and will never forget.

After a tiring day at work...

Soothing music... checked!

A perfect book... checked!

A hydrated and moisturized face.... checked!


Heaven... (though I may not look that 'heavenly')

Love while you can... it's the best gift you can ever give...

p/s: 2 years 5 months... :)

Liquid poop

I know, I know, I haven't been updating since the last teacher thingy post.

I posted the entry "Teacher Gone Wild" on FB and everybody gave mixed reactions to my action. Some supported and some didn't. Even I don't support this action but I'm only human... Cheyyy.. Melancholy... :P

Bak kata pengetua mek orang, "If you're never angry, there must be something wrong with you". Finally, an episode of my working life has clearly proven that I'm normal! Despite the fact that I sometimes feel that I don't.

As cliche as it is, being teacher has never been easy for me, though some claimed it is. Try for yourself if you can stand 1 day teaching English (the alien language) to students who do not know how to read and write. Let alone English, they can't even read in BM.

The best way is to teach the simplest thing ever in English, at least I gave them a feeling of achievement and that motivated them. I even went to the level of creating puppets and props to teach literature and became story-teller in class. They totally loved it.

Now, when you had full determination and you had serious brainstorming on how to motivate these students to learn, out of nowhere, there was this particular student who seemed not to care and ignore you. It hurts so bad and resorted to the throwing and tossing of the exam paper. Ugly! It has never been my attention to show that I don't care but at least I showed to him that I do get angry when I'm not being appreciated.

That particular student would look down to the floor every time I came in and he never dared to do anything silly in class. I will slowly re-build that relationship with this student. All the best to me... I might be nice and all that but when things get off-hands I can be very defensive. Yes, I'm only human with buttons.

To compensate all that, I've started teaching Form 6 in which I totally feel alive. (to my Form 4 and 5 students, you do make me alive too. I know some of you read this. Pura-pura sik... :P ) For how many months, last week was the first week in which I could teach in 100% English from the beginning 'till the end. Such a relief! We interacted and communicated effectively minus the scolding and the tossing of exam paper. I do miss teaching in Uni. See, this is very ironic. You ask any teachers, they just love teaching good classes but not the ABC-ngelantak-kening classes, though it was supposed to be the other way round. Cos these ABC-ngelantak-kening are the ones that we are supposed to teach. Haih... Life can be very confusing.

* ABC-ngelantak-kening = even if the alphabet ABC hit their foreheads, they don't even know that those are ABC

No matter what, I'm still in the struggle in perfecting myself as a teacher. Sometimes I seriously feel like giving up and change job.... to an MTV VJ perhaps? Haha! Hey, I seriosly thought of working in any TV station before. Seriously! *serious face*

I can talk forever about this teacher thingy but let see if I have decided to stop now. Yes, I will. :)

I went back early from work today. Last night I had diarrhea and vomited all the precious food I had taken. It went on for 30 minutes and wanted to faint in the toilet. Every time I gasped for air I vomited. Short of breathe.

I thought it would end this morning but I kept going in and out of my classes to go to the toilet. It was tiring and I super hated it. It was all liquid and heck I had not idea what happened to me. Only then I decided to go the hospital. Yes, I went to the hospital not clinic. Because I'm so annoying like that.

I just woke up from my lonnnnggggg nap and I don't have the mood to be funny and all. If it's long, then I shouldn't have called it "nap" at the first place. Gah!
I seriously miss my Rock Star... He called just now to ask how I was doing. I wasn't even in a great pain but my, he seriously manja-ed me and I cried. You can call that fishing for sympathy. Tehee...

Wordy post this time. So, a silly photo to go along.

Take care people!

Love while you can... because you never know what you will miss out.

Teacher gone wild

Warning: The dark side of me will be finally revealed today.

I was returning students' exam papers today. I was in that happy and wee mood when I entered the classroom because some of them (more than the previous exam) did quite well despite the fact that these are the not-so-bright students.

Then, I did an item analysis with the students, in which they only needed to raise their hands if I asked who answered correctly for each question.

Me: Question 1!
Students with correct answers: (raise hands)

So simple right?

But this particular student refused to do so.

Student: (with loud voice) Heh, kapa ku nya... (whatever, I don't care) *sleep*

Me: Hah! Kapa ku kiruh ke exam de! Habis cuti ku kena ngecheck exam de. (I don't care about your exam either. I spent my holiday just marking your exam.)*toss his exam paper* Kapa ku nya! (I don't care!)

That student was shocked when I said this because normally I would go to him and try to persuade him to co-operate... Bla...bla...bla... But I was totally pissed off because I cared for these students. When he did that in return of my care for him, it hurt so bad the it pressed all the wrong buttons. (Yes, I have buttons)

Upon seeing this shocking reaction, he suddenly showed the face that he wanted to co-operate. Did I buy that? NO!

Kiddo, a lesson to be learnt.

ONCE SWEET WON'T BE FOREVER SWEET.
NOW YOU KNOW WHO'S THE BOSS.

Until then...

Love while you can... (even in the state of anger. Gggrrr.... )

8 signs that you're putting on weight

1. People are no longer admiring your "curves" but commenting the bulging tummy you have.

2. Upon hearing that, you start giving reasons like, "No, I'm not putting on weight. I just can't fit in my favourite jeans. That's it." or "No, it's photoshop effect"

3. You can't fit in your favourite jeans (even if it does, the tummy bulges out)

4. The body-hugging dress that you've been wearing hugs your body all at the wrong places.

5. You only take and upload side-view photos because you look slimmer that way.

6. You avoid bright colours shirts/dresses/tops/etc. like plague since they accentuate all those noodles/rice/fries/burgers you've been feeding your body.

7. That show "The biggest loser" suddenly means something to you. Means a lot.

8. You start holding grudges towards skinny girls and boys alike, and start blaming the world for being unfair.


I PUT ON WEIGHT!!! ARGH!!

Love while you can...